If I'm in a relationship, I want that shit to last.
- mom: you're beautiful
- grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
- mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
- friends: you're so pretty
- boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
Im so scared that one day all this eating im doing is gunna catch up to me and im going to sooooo fat.